March 2009
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More heart, less ache.
February 2009
88 posts
Guillermo is a 15 year old boy.
Me: What are you doing?
Guillermo: Looking for money.
Me: What? This is not your office.
Guillermo: I know.
Me: Guillermo. What're you doing?
Guillermo: Looking for money so I can buy some sneeekers.
Me: What? Snickers?
Guillermo: Yeah, that's what I said.
Me: *slightly annoyed* Okay how much does a snicker cost? 65 cents? Here. Go away,
Guillermo: What, you're my momma now?
Me: What? No.
Guillermo: So you're my baby momma?
Me: *mortified* Guillermo get the fuck outta here!
The Difference Between Gray and Grey →
From the site:
So what, then, is the difference between the two spellings? According to Google Answers, the two words have almost the same meaning in all cases, and g-r-a-y is simply an American derivation of the original spelling g-r-e-y. According to Flak Magazine, the difference can be chalked up to the same happenstances that led to organize/organise and judgement/judgment. Apparently e.e....
I love how hoodrat names and Indian names are...
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Latika? Shanika? It could go either way.
a lot of “hoodrat” names are actually ethnic in origin. I lot of the “sha” suffixes and “ghetto” names in general are either of arabic or hindu culture. its fucked up how negative connotations are tied to ethnic names.
Chiara for one, (key-ara) is actually italian, meaning “the light.”
i hate this topic. a lot of ignorance is...
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What I Found This Week #6
(via overflowing)
How to be creative
Washington Times releases open source Django projects
ILoveBadThings.com
Free Ringtones Ventones
Trend de la Creme
Lost at E Minor
An Open Letter
To all the anonymous people in random corners of the internets who have posted things along the lines of : “dang, images of women today are so not real, I like REAL women with “some meat on them” and women in their “natural state” and geez why do women look up to these images that denigrate them and relegate them to objects, omg, are so beautiful inside and out...
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Baratunde Thurston: The Connection Between Blacks... →
Read Trizle. Fo shizzle.
From the recent post “How to Make Excuses”:
The next time you make a mistake:
No more excuses.
Blame yourself like a $#@%#@ in a $#@%!@.
Not only will you start patching up your relationships, but you’ll strengthen them like a mofoloko as well.
Ha. Mofoloko. My new favorite driving pseudoswear word.
random thought #1
Whenever I’ve completed a task, almost completed a task or spectacularly PWNED a piece of software or hardware, I (often unconsciously) yell, “SHAZAAM!” I don’t even know where I picked it up from, but, ladies and gents, SHAZAAM!
I’m out.
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My little ironies
A post of just doing things has been waiting in my drafts since the day Tumblr released the feature.
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To move ahead you need to believe in yourself…have conviction in your beliefs...
– Adlin Sinclair
I’ve got to listen to the lyrics of songs more. I feel as if I’m missing out.
I can listen to same six songs over and over again for weeks and be happy.
1. Peter Bjorn & John - Nothing to Worry About
2. Animal Collective - My Girls
3. The Roots ft. Erykah Badu (or the ft. Jill Scott version) - You Got Me
4. Sia - Breathe Me (Four Tet remix)
5. Paul Simon - Under African Skies
6. Asa - 360
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who is this guy and why isn’t he my best friend? 13, 26 and 34 are by far my favorite dances
This made me so happy tonight!
Tumblr’s kickin some major bootay today:
1. Drafts
2. Queues
3. VOICE POSTING!
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What I Found This Week #5 - The Late Edition
With it being a three-day weekend and my regular computing device out of commission, here is a late WIFTW
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Electronic books are becoming popular. Will newspapers follow?
Room Envy
Mocking Henrietta Hughes Proves The GOP Has No Heart
JuBella
And, of course, I’m not a douche.
For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via littlemiss)
I recently deleted all my feeds from Google Reader (on purpose). Now, I have two questions:
1) What feed reader do you use?
2) What feeds would you suggest subscribing to?
Thanks in advance!
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This day sucked.
I hate asking for help, to the point where I consciously remove myself from situations where I need help, or unconsciously botch the situation.
Today was no exception. It had been a long day in the lab, and I’ve been getting sick (not taking care of my body lately). So, when the usual suspects were up to their shenanigans - that is, screaming and yelling and generally being annoying - I...